August 2008
July 2008
Ew. No.
Vitamin Water’s XXX tastes like medicine. And horrible tasting bad medicine at that. What I’m saying is that I don’t like the taste.
Tumblr Karaoke
nycmeetups:
I checked with the owner and they’ve got no private parties booked so to those who can face the music (pardon the pun)
Tuesday August 5th
Planet Rose
Ave A between 13th & 14th
6pm-9pm
BTW Happy Hour is 4-8, 2 for one drinks, so get there early and please dont sing any Cyndi Lauper or Madonna. Let’s get creative, bitches!
xx AntiKris
Reblog or something
The result.
Poll
antikris:
If Frangry and I throw a Karaoke tumblr party on a Tuesday, who would come…
I’m there singing “Ice, Ice, Baby”
These Guys Drove 48 States in 106 Hours and 43... →
thewordunheard:soupsoup: yourdp:hipsterdiet
What oil crisis?
“If you heard a rumor that I covered myself in fake tattoos and played Guitar...”
– Jenna Fischer [Lifeline Live/USAT]
That sound you just heard was me falling in love forever.
Johnny Depp to Play the Riddler? →
joeyprofit:
chuckmore:
I can’t decide if this (rumor) is good news or bad news. Of course everyone loves Johnny, but after those pirate movies and his Willy Wonka rim job, I’ve soured to him. He seems a bit, Idunno, overexposed or something. This is even more questionable (unsubstantiated) news:
…execs want Philip Seymour Hoffman to play the Penguin.
Considering what Nolan did with the...
Can't wait to ride the bus tomorrow... →
I’ll just look for the guy wearing sunglasses and wielding a butcher knife and not sit next to him.
“When you’re hungry, you take on a steak and a baked potato. So when you want...”
– Sex Habits of Single Women, published in 1964
debauchette
“In ten years we’ll have a pill that will give you twenty years. And then...”
– Leonard Guarente, a professor of biology at MIT
The Coming Death Shortage
About that Wall-e "love story"
So, I finally saw Wall-e…
(yeah, screw you)
And I thought it was great. You have to have huge balls to put out a full feature-length film with about as much dialogue in it as an Elizabeth Bishop poem. I liked most everything about it but it wasn’t the pure love story I thought it was supposed to be (warning: minor plot spoilers ahead that you should probably know happen by now...
Cast of Rent, singing live tomorrow morning for... →
All I wanna know man, is who’s coming with me?
Mike: just donated 250 bones to the NPOTUS
Me: what'd you end up doing with the rest of the skeleton?
Rogen Kicked Out Of Movie Party For Smoking... →
caro:
Why do you even need a question mark?
Ironic twist giving even more legitimacy to the Pineapple Express.
Comment of the Day, for which no Comment is...
sexysamfantasy101 wrote: Hiya Peter, my name is Samantha. I am 17 years old have have been with a 38 year old man for a year now. I read your article and I found it humorous (in a good way) and very interesting. I read your article as I was trying to find a explainable answer to my relationship.. Also it not just the age gap, its if the older man has children aswel.
“One of the benefits of being a narcissist is that I live in my own world and...”
– Tucker Max
Strange Days and Stranger Nights
Someone far more wise and famous than I once said, “There’s nothing less interesting than hearing about someone’s dream” and although that’s true, I’m not making you read this…
Two nights ago, I was in space and involved in some sort of an elaborate mission with my college friends. I distinctly remember floating around urgently in search of something and...
8 Great Anti-Hacks to Fundamentally Change Your... →
transparentcommunity: (via azspot)
Q: What’s the solution?
A: To the extent possible, stop doing things you don’t want to do.
egonzalez:
The Postal Service-District Sleeps...
Teenage Pregnancy In The Media: Teenage Girls... →
I’m seeing some of the best blog writing come out of Jezebel lately. This piece, especially, was really incredible.
Where does your Tumblr name come from?
justin:
My parents.
Likewise.
Charles Bock: The Radar Interview by FEK
My favorite parts, wise words, and sage advice:
Okay. I started the book as a short story while at Bennington in, I think, early 1996. It sold on July 30, 2006. The novel came out in early 2008. Those are the hard numbers… I tell people the dates and circumstances. They can decide how long it actually took. I know this: I worked very hard on it for a very long time.
By very long time, I...
“I can tell you this: During my time in the MFA program, I worked like absolute...”
– Charles Bock : Radar Online
Reading this Thursday in Central Park
Not to obnoxiously brag, fellow foodies, but this... →
thewordunheard:
fareastmeetswildwest:
(via mascarah)
WHAAAA?? No shit!! How??
Yeah, wait, how? Their website says they’re closed as of yesterday!
No only am I jealous of Sarah being in California, hanging out at vineyards, and eating at cool places, she has a time machine too.
iPhone screen capture?
Looking through my iPhone photo album I came across a screen capture that I don’t know how it got there. With the new software, what’s the trick to do that intentionally?
UPDATE: Sameer Vasta says to “click on the home button and the sleep button at the same time. It’ll take the screenshot.”
Further UPDATES: bk says to “hold the home button and click the lock....
Waitress: What would you like to drink?
John Caparulo: Can I have a Coke?
Waitress: Oh, is Pepsi okay?
John Caparulo: Is Monopoly money okay?
Underrated: THE WACKNESS
nudawn:
fek:
Ben Kingsley nails it. Josh Peck nails it. It’s a buddy comedy, it has an awesome soundtrack, it has a great ensemble, and it’s a story that (kind of, if you’re me) rings true. Not everything is wrapped up neatly, but it still has a pretty satisfying ending. And I didn’t see anybody walk out. Most people in the theater, insofar as I could tell, enjoyed it, including myself. I...
10 things you need to stop worrying about, fraidy... →
(via katiebakes)
10. Unmarked wormholes. Could your vacation be interrupted by a sudden plunge into a wormhole?
So glad I can now put THAT to rest.
PhilaLawyer 'rips' on 'Jorts'
The room was split in two and I could tell in an instant there was no blending the groups. It wasn’t so much the hair, or that “the others” were playing quarters with Coors Light and howling with glee like it was freshman year in the dorm all over again. It was the jorts. They’re a sign, a badge - an irreducible statement saying everything and anything about a person that...
“What’s your plan, Mary? Paralegal for life? And what’s your aim,...”
– PhilaLawyer.net
“You’ve got to understand, this is 30 guys living together in the desert for...”
– Stark Sands on Fratty Behavior on the ‘Generation Kill’ Set — New York Magazine
“Americans drove 9.6 billion fewer vehicle-miles traveled (VMT) in May 2008 than...”
– from here via this
“See the USA in Your Chevrolet” or, if that becomes impossible, at least watch the 1952 commercial starring Dinah Shore and all those beautiful Chevys here
—— (via stumblng)
“I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of...”
– The McGriddle Argument
I had one this morning.
24 Resolutions for my 24th year on earth (3rd in...
Exercise at least twice a week Think about what I’m putting into my body Take job/career more seriously Communicate more consistently Approach more people with only the intention of a short conversation Worry less about what people I don’t know think about me Pay off credit card Appreciate New York Go to at least one Eagles game again Finish a new book at least once a month ...
