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Posted 2 days ago on July 1 2008
Posted: 2 days ago on July 1 2008
Posted: 2 days ago on July 1 2008
Posted: 2 days ago on July 1 2008
--113th & Broadway
- Man #1: She bitched at me this morning because we haven't had sex in over a week.
- Man #2: They don't understand that we can't turn it on anytime they want it.
- Man #1: Face it. We have to get gassed up, start the ignition and drive. All they have to do is open the garage door.
- via: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015254.html
Posted: 2 days ago on July 1 2008
Posted: 2 days ago on July 1 2008
(via madeinthedark)
Very nice.
Side note, why does today feel like Wednesday?
Oh, we all have Friday off.
Posted: 2 days ago on July 1 2008
“ I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
Posted: 2 days ago on July 1 2008
“ I dunno how I made it this far today without noticing, but my underwear is on backwards. I just took a very awkward piss.
— Ladies and Gentleman, my friend Capone.
Posted: 2 days ago on July 1 2008
Dinner with Dad
Any place good to take my Dad to dinner around West 75th street?
He’s from out of town (and paying!).
Posted: 2 days ago on July 1 2008
“ The inherent problem with watching Wall-E is that almost every robot in that movie is at least fifteen times more adorable than you, or anyone you know, will ever be. Wall-E is the single cutest creature ever committed to film, Eve is a cute iPod-looking thing, and M-O steals the goddamn show in the very few scenes he in. Wall-E is an adorable movie, yes, but it’s so adorable that when it’s done, your date won’t be thinking about you — they’ll be thinking about seeing Wall-E again. You will have enjoyed yourself as well, but you’ll also have been officially cockblocked by a three-foot-tall metal box with no elbows.
—
Twelve Reasons a Movie Should Never be a First Date (via livejamie) (via kayfabe) (via samuelaberman)
Good advice.
Posted: 2 days ago on July 1 2008
Posted: 2 days ago on July 1 2008
» Chuck Klosterman surveys his classroom of German students on the Americans they most identify with
The results are pretty interesting. (attn Mindy)
Posted: 2 days ago on July 1 2008
“ Someone selected Ryan Adams. This made me happy for two reasons. The first is that I suspect Adams is something of an underrated semi-genius, and I like the fact that he’s more appreciated in places where nobody cares whether or not Paul Westerberg hates him. The other reason is that I think there’s probably a 98 percent likelihood that Ryan Adams will read this sentence, put down the magazine, walk over to his four-track, and immediately write a psychedelic country song titled “Hey Little Leipzig Girl (I’m Glad You Dug Those Whiskeytown Bootlegs),” which I will be able to listen to on the Internet forty minutes from right now.
Posted: 2 days ago on July 1 2008
3 Movie Characters I Identify With
Meme via (elizabethanne:kwestie:lovepuppy:lfarm:tylerriewer)
- Dante Hicks from Clerks, Clerks 2
- Rob Gordon from High Fidelity
- Ron Livingston from Office Space
Posted: 2 days ago on July 1 2008
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