kimboslice:

whatthehale:

seriouslythough:biteofpythias:

The Jezebel translations are great. I wish I could announce translations in daily conversation. Except being contradictory and honest about intentions are not really socially acceptable. Oh well.

“Translation: It is an enormous strain to continue being polite to you, but I am contractually obligated to keep trying.”

Yes, the Jezebel commentary is awesome. This girl is so deluded.