Week 1 of the NFL season featured a miracle 87-yard touchdown pass, two brutal late game fumbles, the awesomest Purple Jesus double-stiffarm ever, Cutlerfucker imploding on impact, Drew Brees nearly breaking the season-long TD record in a single half, Delhomme spiraling deeper into Steve Blass Disease, and Brady Quinn making like Garo Yepremian. Holy shit, is it nice to have football back. And this week’s slate of games looks to be even BETTER somehow.