What do you think about Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize?

I think it's fantastic.

Why? What's your overall opinion?

Do you think I'm smart enough to be able to articulate to you why our president receiving the Nobel Peace Prize is a bit early for things? What's your overall opinion?

I think its a bit premature. Someone compared it to giving the Oscar to someone still making a film.

So you don't think he should have it.

I don't think its a bad thing, but maybe someone else deserved it more.

Who? If you don't know who else should have gotten it instead of Obama, I love you, you're beautiful, but shut your fucking mouth.

What do you think about health care? Would you take the public option?

Have you ever heard me play guitar? I'm really fucking good. You know what I'm bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music? I almost got a mad need to lighten up. You need to lighten up, because the questions you asked me were all trouble-making questions. If someone gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, and I didn't deserve it, I would just shut my mouth and enjoy the hell out of it.

Which I'm sure he's doing.

What's he going to do, send it back? It's like I'm getting a wrongful bulge in my pants and everyone's thinking I've got a nine-inch cock. I'm not going to argue with them, I'm going to let them think I have a nine-inch cock.

How about a style question?

Yes, this seems to be apropos. Do you get paid for this?

I do it more for fun.

You do this for fun? That's like me saying ... never mind.

What do you think about guys with seventies mustaches?

I don't give a fuck about who wears their face what way. If I could grow a beard, I'd have some nutty things going on on my face.

You can't grow a beard?

It's a pituitary thing. I know you're not that much of a moron.

These are questions my editor wanted me to ask. I'm trying to build my journalistic career here.

You're not building a journalistic career. You're making yourself look like a moron and you're not a moron.

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