Gisele allegedly said she would run naked through midtown Manhattan if the Giants won, but is now rethinking said proposal…
“It was a mistake and I’m sorry I said it. I don’t know what I could have been thinking — Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It’d take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How ‘bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day … will that work?”
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