Eight McSweeney’s lists that made me laugh aloud in seminar, thus embarrassing myself in front of my esteemed peers and superiors:
A Picnic Date Ending in an Awkward Sexual Encounter, Told Chronologically Through Board-Game Titles.
Lies I Have Told About Myself to Get Into Well-Paid Focus Groups.
Top Hip-Hop Acts of 18th-Century England.
Other Things There Will Be, in Addition to Blood.
Words That Would Make Nice Names for Babies, If It Weren’t For Their Unsuitable Meanings.
Rarely Used Parenthetical Statements.
Ten As-Yet-Unwritten Articles About Cheese.
Ways I’ve Let Down Popular Musicians.
