onandon:

Steps 6-8 from a “How to Give a Blow Job” pull-out poster I found inside the book How to Be a Middle-Aged Babe (don’t ask me why I was looking at this book. I work at a library okay. I look at a lot of books).

Anyway, I found it kind of useful, so I took it because I suck at giving blowjobs (pun OBVIOUSLY intended).

Also, click to see whole poster.

 Oh wow, I can’t tell just how much of this humor is intentional or how many of these steps are actually going through a woman’s mind. The whole poster is certainly worth checking out, dear god.