Mom:
hi kid. on the way to jumble java, i started crying. the kids are moving in to the dorms today and i saw a dad hugging his daughter goodbye and i lost it. that feeling never goes away. :( mom
Mom:
i hope i live long enough to see you experience the same feeling. and i'm not lame.
Me:
well at the rate i'm going, i doubt you'll be around to see my kids go to college. even if i do have some, they'll have three heads because i won't have them until i'm 50.
Mom:
well then it will be three times as hard to say goodbye.