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The Remember Ring burns your finger in the 24 hours before your anniversary, at hour intervals, to ensure that no roses go unbought and that no dinners go unplanned. It’s 120 degrees, “hot enough to cause discomfort, but not hot enough to burn.”

 Hahaha, clever. That is until you forget to replace the battery and come to rely on your ring, which never turns on and you forget anyway?

“Hey, what’s that burning sensation? Oh right, I’m married.”