From The Week magazine

Good week for:

Blind luck, when an 85-year-old legally blind golfer made a hole in one. “You guys better not be pulling my leg,” said Robert Dunham.

Bad week for:

Motivating the staff, after a Utah salesman sued his former employer for waterboarding him during a team-building excercise. “You saw how hard Chris fought for air,” the boss allegedly announced. “I want you to go back inside and fight that hard to make sales.”