It’s here? It’s finally here? OH THANK YA SWEET JESUS, IT’S FINALLY HERE!!!! Every year, March rolls around and I think to myself, “Goddammit, where is the fucking draft already?” Yes, I know it’s on the same weekend every year. But man oh man, does it take fucking forever to arrive. It’s been three full months without any football. Three long. shitty, rainy, cold months. I’d like to extend a hearty FUCK YOU to February, March and April, three months on the calendar that serve no purpose other than to slowly deprive me of my will to live. Especially you, April: with your half-sunny, half-rainy days, and your wild fluctuations in temperature. PICK A GODDAMN WEATHER PATTERN AND STICK WITH IT. I’m tired of needing a jacket in the morning, only to have the interior of my car hit 9000 degrees by the time I pull out of work.