Then you fell in love with a woman! Were you as shocked as we were?

I was pretty shocked, I have to tell you…But it kind of made my day.

Well, I’m not going to belabor this point but I think this is the first time I’ve seen you since this happened. And I heard that you met Christine, you fell in love and it didn’t matter to you whether she was male or female.

It didn’t.

How does that work?

[flashes naughty grin] You haven’t met my girlfriend.

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