A Serious Question
WHO THE HELL WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN A BEAR AND A SHARK?
I was hunting and shot both bitches for Dinner. The. End.
Shark is impervious to your buck shot. Perhaps you have something against bear?
No. But as realistic as a bear and shark fighting, my gunshot will work. However, I think bear will claw sharks ass hands down.
Ok, there exists an old old book called The Predators that centered on this very issue. They worked the logistics as followed: There would be a cage with a triangle of dry land that leads into water. On each side the cage walls slowly force the two animals together into the shallow water where each has some predatory experience. As I remember, having read it only once 13 years ago, something stupid happens and the fight gets busted up just as it got interesting. Regardless, the bear would win. There’s just no possible scenario where the shark wraps its jaws around an entire angry bear before its eyes are swiped out and fins are broken. Didn’t you see King Kong kill huge fucking dinosaurs? Here’s a newer take on this scenario.
