Congrats to Bree who finally got a job. Like a real job. In New York. With a Masters in Folklore she gets to sit behind a desk doing admin work, meaning she can still pay rent and buy me drinks. Nevermind that she makes 50% more than I do. She heard from them today and starts tomorrow.

Bree:  aaaaaaaah. i got that job and i start tmrw!!!!! so depressed

Me:  i hate you. hopefully your job crushes your soul and you buy me lots of drinks and movie tickets