Hey Peter: Did you get your FedEx?

(via notthatkindagay)

Gah, that’s you? I never know who it’s from when I get that damn FedEx sticker/doorhang stuck to my apt building window, I just know that I call them, tell them it’s ok to leave it, sign for it, and then I still haven’t been back to see if they’ve left it there for the last two days.

I’ll ask Bree, my mail collector/roommate. Exciting, the suspense!