12 years ago today, I opened the door of my hotel room to find the most beautiful, captivating, & alluring woman I’d ever seen. And you’re probably thinking “12 years ago he ordered a hooker. So what?” This was no hooker. She was there to interview me for USAToday. A month later, we got carnal. A year and change after that, we got married. And ever since, I been getting lucky with Jen Schwalbach.