Harlem Hospital

Nurse:

Do you smoke?

Older man:

No.

Nurse:

Have you ever smoked?

Older man:

Yes.

Nurse:

And how many cigarettes a day did you smoke?

Older man:

Uh, three. No, five. A pack.

Nurse:

And when did you quit?

Older man:

Uh, yesterday.

Nurse:

You're still smoking, aren't you?

Older man:

Yes.

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