(via blakeley)

This is great. A few of my favorite requirements:

-must love pinball and not play ping pong

-3 out of your 5 favorite movies should be John Hughes films

-must have read complete works of Jane Austen

-must be willing to pay for dinner at least once a week at a Zagat-rated restaurant after proper research and scouting of restaurant

-must own more than 3 items from ?The North Face? jacket line but no more than 5

-name must not begin with an R, a J, or a B (Js are negotiable; Rs are not. Bs should consider that if they treat a cat nicely, it will respond accordingly; but if you scare it by approaching too fast, of course it will attack)

-must not be opposed to wicker furniture

-must have all limbs, no quads (not biased, just poor past experience)

I was THIS close to applying but then…

-must not be more than one to five stops away from Carroll Gardens F train in either direction

I’m not willing to move. See ya.