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Search Google like it’s 2001…

If you search Google 2001 for my name, only one result on the first page actually refers to me: a boating lineup for the 2000 Charm City Sprints regatta in Baltimore.

i get one result when i search for my name in quotes. it’s from a 2000 art exhibition at the minneapolis institute of arts where i had a black and white print in the gallery titled “on perception abridged”.

I didn’t exist.